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Wednesday, April 3rd, 2002
4:03 pm
Been a while! Just checking in. How's everybody doing?
Sorry I haven't been able to keep up with my friends list, I've been busy using all of my money to cure every single one of society's curable ills. Wheh!
But I really do care about all of you, the building blocks of my empire. So just leave a short paragraph or poem in the comments detailing how the last few months have been for you. First person to ask for money gets the newly formed Gates Squad for Eradication of Pests at there house and an AR-15 in their face, no joke.
So comment away, and update me on your fascinating (but not quite as fascinating as my priveledged world) lives.
Saturday, December 29th, 2001
6:41 pm
Fisticuffs with Chuck D.
Sure hs been a while.
Just sort of chilling, you know. Doin'... Stuff?
Even money can't cure boredom.
Monday, July 16th, 2001
6:53 am
Master Plan is in effect.
Haven't heard much about me lately, have you?
Your ignorance will be your end! You'll never see it in time.
Bow before me. I am your master.

Current Mood: powerful
Saturday, May 12th, 2001
3:45 am
Been a while, eh?
Well, I'm a busy motherfucker!
Woah, Nelly!
Sunkist and whiskey isn't a good combination.
Monday, August 28th, 2000
1:56 am
This X-Box is the shit, I have been sittin around in my dirty underwear for 3 days playin this shit nonstop. Y'all need to get one of these when we release them.

Current Mood: high
Monday, May 22nd, 2000
11:53 pm
Just read Wired again... I love it when magazines put an article in about me and its not a gatesbasharama
Thursday, May 18th, 2000
3:42 am
God damn, people always say 'that bill gates needs to donate more to charity' I guess they dont remember the 1billion I gave to the U.N.C.F., but no the news wont report that. Just about me makin better shit than retards sittin in their basements bitchin about how they 'cant break through in the software market because microsoft will push them out' I dont think they realize microsoft wont compete with the mentally handicapped*.

*excluding AOL, I have no pitty on them.
Monday, May 8th, 2000
6:00 pm
I get to go watch them fit my subs with nukes today! see you all later... if there is a later hehehehehehe.
Saturday, May 6th, 2000
3:56 am
I wonder if Billyboy has any boxes with Linux on them at his house?
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